BREAKING NEWS: JOLEON LESCOTT TRANSFER SAGA NOW OFFICIALLY MORE BORING THAN KIRKBY DEBATE

By Greg O Keeffe on Aug 12, 09 03:31 PM

HANDS UP who's totally sick of the whole Lescott saga now?

Is there anything more tiresome in football than a protracted will he/won't he transfer debate?

This ever rumbling story is producing more yawns than your average Walter Smith-era line-up now.

We've head every permutation of the argument for and against Lescott going so many times it's becoming irritating.

Yes Moyes is in a sticky situation. Yes Lescott has left himself in a twist. Yes City will probably come in with another bid which will be knocked back like every other because Kenwright knows he'd lose Moyes if he accepted one.

Y.a.w.n.

I can't even summon up the energy to be angry at Lescott's arrogant treatment of the charitable fans who chanted his name during the Malaga friendly. He didn't even acknowledge them. The bitch.

In more exciting news, we're interested in Gary O'Neill (just watch those few as yet unsold season tickets fly out) and Rasmus Elm is STILL making up his mind.

I predict the air will be crammed with Back to the Future-style hover boards and it'll be alright to fancy Miley Cyrus by the time philosophical Elm has finished deciding on a club.

He's going on further sight-seeing tours this week mind you. Which is nice for him.

Oh and the season starts next weekend. Still time for Moyes to swoop for Stephane Sessegnon then. Stop laughing.

Anyone else feeling underwhelmed?

Is there anything more tiresome in football than a protracted will he/won't he transfer debate.

This rumbling story is producing more yawns than your average Walter Smith-era line-up now.

We've head every permutation of the argument for and against Lescott going so many times it's becoming irritating.

Y.a.w.n.

I can't even summon up the energy to be angry at Lescott's arrogant treatment of the chartiable fans who chanted his name during the Malaga friendly. He didn't even acknowledge them. What a bitch.
In more exciting news, we're interested in Gary O'Neill (just watch those few as yet unsold season tickets fly out) and Rasmus Elm is STILL making up his mind.

I predict the air will be crammed with Back to the Future-style hover boards and it'll be alright to fancy Miley Cyrus by the time philosophical Elm has finished making up his mind.

He's going on further sight-seeing tours this week mind you. Which is nice for him.

Oh and the season starts next weekend. Still time for Moyes to swoop for Stephane Sessegnon then. Stop laughing.

Anyone else feeling underwhelmed?